function RandomNumber()
{
var today = new Date();
var num= Math.abs(Math.sin(today.getTime()/1000));
return num;
}

function RandomMessage() 
{
var x = RandomNumber();

if (x > .88)
{document.write("CAUTION: The mass of this product contains the energy equivalent of 85 million tons of TNT per net ounce of weight."); return;
}
if (x > .77)
{document.write("making people eat the other white meat since 1999"); return;
}
if (x > .66) 
{document.write("tnt election slogan for the 10th annual rocket-cleaner conference: got pwnage?"); return;
}
if (x > .55) 
{document.write("T-N-T -- pwnage you can count on"); return;
}
if (x > .44) 
{document.write("in the field of battle, there are players and there is TNT"); return;
}
if (x > .01) 
{document.write("the only team that is bold enough to admit not having a name at all"); return;
}
}

RandomMessage();